My current dentist wants to charge me extra for procedures I don’t need.
Last time he wanted to perform brain surgery.
After years, police finally find missing boy. They ask next door neighbor:
“All these years, you saw this child, but didn’t inform the police. Didn’t you know he was missing?!”
Neighbor: “I’m lactose intolerant.”
It’s that time of the year, people.
Someone tried to steal my package, and I got a groin pull!
Kermit the Frog revealed today, his results from AncestryDNA:
22% = ping pong ball
44% = pool table
34% = Gumby


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