Hey, what’s the deal with paper clips? They’re not made out of paper, and they can’t cut anything.
So why do they call them paper clips? Am I right, people?
There’s been the Baby Boomers, Gen X, Millennials.
In 2020 it’s going to be the Visioneers.
What did Marie Curie’s husband say after she discovered radium?
“Baby, you’re hot!”
He: “I’m Druff. Daniel Druff.”
Me: “May I call you Dan D…”
He: “No.”

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