Hey pot smokers, who carelessly stink up our city and reek on the buses.
How would you like it if, wherever you go, there’d be someone that trips you over and then farts in your face?!
Hey pot smokers, who carelessly stink up our city and reek on the buses.
How would you like it if, wherever you go, there’d be someone that trips you over and then farts in your face?!
Here’s a preview of my new Silent Movie: The Invisible Man Meets The Invisible Woman:
It’s freezing here, in San Francisco!
It never was this cold when Willie Brown was Mayor.
I’m tired of being a super hero. It’s time for somebody else to take over. So, I wrote Shazam on my Starbucks cup.
Trying to be a nice guy today, I told a woman she has some schmutz on her forehead. She yells: “You are the Devil! The Devil!”
Yabba Dabba Doo
Or
Yabba Dabba Don’t?
What does it mean when someone Drops The Mic,
after sex?
The only difference between Presbyterian and Methodist, is the wrestling.

Stand-up Comedy every Wednesday at SF Mayes Oyster House!
July 15, 2026
Mayes Oyster House
San Francisco
Comedy Showcase at Bazaar Café with Danny Dechi & Friends!
July 17, 2026
Bazaar Café
San Francisco
Stand-up Comedy every Wednesday at SF Mayes Oyster House!
July 22, 2026
Mayes Oyster House
San Francisco
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