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After hearing that DC Universe canceled his TV series, Swamp Thing used Roundup to commit suicide.
Old guy: “In my day, we didn’t pull out a loose tooth by tying it to a door, because we didn’t have doors!
We had to find a wild boar to pull out a tooth!”
Remember, you don’t need to use dental floss, if you only drink water.
This week Donald Trump visited a Tech Museum.
When he walked past the Polygraph Machine, it exploded.
They say New York is the city that doesn’t sleep. Buenos Aires is the city that doesn’t let you sleep.
There was a news report about a family in Buenos Aires who was fined for sleeping, and their baby daughter got a warning.
How about this TV ad – Fans at a Philadelphia Eagles football game, which include a group of cows, booing about everything, the referees, the hot dog vendor, the cheerleaders. They see Santa Claus strolling down the aisle, and boo while throwing snowballs at him.
Narrator: “Philadelphia Cream Cheese. Made only from real Philadelphia cows.”
Gay marriage is not a threat to the sanctity of marriage.
Marriage is a threat to the sanctity of marriage.