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Life is like a box of chocolates.
It gives you constipation.
With all this free time I have now, I discovered that Lemon Pledge makes the neighborhood trees look really nice.
I’ve seen all the GEICO commercials, but I still don’t know what they do.
Under an Ohio law passed in 2007, an employee who regularly appears nude or semi-nude is prohibited from touching patrons on the premises of a sexually oriented business – UNLESS IT’S A FAMILY MEMBER.
“Come to our Ohio strip club, we treat you like family.
Try topping that, Olive Garden!” https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/12/politics/stormy-daniels-arrested-in-ohio/index.html
Hey, ladies.
I’m quite the catch.
I own many stacks of toilet paper.