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My aunt was so excited, today!
Aunt: “I got the Johnson!”
Me: “You got vaccinated?”
Aunt: “No.”
I made a grill cheese sandwich with Swiss and Cheddar. I call it a Sweater sandwich!
Spilled some coffee on kitchen floor. Ants drank it all up, then tried to tip over the refrigerator. True story.
Tonight’s WWF match was cancelled because they ran out of folding chairs!