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Miami Breakfast Special

Updated on March 18, 2021

New Florida Style Diner in my neighborhood. I ordered the Miami Breakfast Special. It was poached egg white, white toast, and tall glass of Metamucil.

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Johnson

Posted on March 15, 2021

My aunt was so excited, today!

Aunt: “I got the Johnson!”

Me: “You got vaccinated?”

Aunt: “No.”

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Prawns

Posted on March 12, 2021

I complained to the grocery store that these prawns don’t go very far.
They said: “These are Gulf Prawns, not Golf Prawns!”

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Termites

Posted on February 20, 2021

You ever notice that you can’t tell the difference between a live termite and a ghost termite?
What’s the deal with all that?

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Cheesy pick up line

Posted on February 7, 2021

“I hope those are not angel wings, because I’d like you to be alive.”

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Organic Chicken

Posted on January 29, 2021

Organic chicken means, it was attacked by a coyote.

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Bermuda Onions

Posted on January 10, 2021

No longer adding Bermuda onions anymore, because my sandwiches keep disappearing!

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Grill Cheese Sandwich

Posted on January 10, 2021

I made a grill cheese sandwich with Swiss and Cheddar. I call it a Sweater sandwich!

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Ant Coffee

Posted on November 30, 2020

Spilled some coffee on kitchen floor. Ants drank it all up, then tried to tip over the refrigerator. True story.

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Tonight’s WWF

Posted on November 23, 2020

Tonight’s WWF match was cancelled because they ran out of folding chairs!

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