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My spirit animal is the Gummy Bear.
I come from an unfunctional family. It’s similar to dysfunctional family, but quieter.
Domino’s advertises their Hand Tossed Pizza, but there’s no mention of Hand Caught Pizza!
Angry old man: “In my day, we didn’t have auto-mobiles! We had catapults! Sure, once in a while we’d land on a needle in a haystack. But if it’s good enough for the Medieval Ages, then it’s good enough for me!”
I was watching the movie “Gladiator”, when my friend says: “That’s not Gladiator, you fool! It’s Noah!” I should have known, because in the movie, it was raining cats & dogs. People asked the director why didn’t he have god’s voice in the movie, and he replied that he wanted the movie to be realistic, and keep it with Noah hearing voices in his head. By the way, no penguins were harmed in the making of this movie because: Noah couldn’t find any penguins in the middle of the desert!
The iconic Swanson TV dinner was invented by famous actress Gloria Swanson because, as she always said: “I want to be alone.”
Watched documentary on pizza franchises. Did you know that Domino’s Pizza original slogan was: “If we don’t deliver your pizza in 30 minutes, we’ll beat up the driver, and give you his wallet.”Pizza Hut original slogan: “All of our pizzas are bullet proof.”