I listened to the the Solar Eclipse on the radio.
I listened to the the Solar Eclipse on the radio.
The Solar Eclipse gave Dracula a chance to get breakfast at McDonalds.
I watched the Solar Eclipse on the Internet, and I think I lost my hearing.
It’s expected there will be a lot of Solar Eclipse babies.
Fell asleep at the beach trying to watch the eclipse.
When I woke up, I had a big circle suntan on my chest.
Me: “Hey, look at that solar eclipse!”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! My retinas are on fire! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “April Fools.”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! But it’s December! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “Oops…my bad.”
Solar eclipse is an optical illusion, making us believe that it’s caused by the Sun or the Moon, or even a hot air balloon, crossing Earth’s path.
Actually, a solar eclipse occurs when the Earth faces the dark side of the Sun.
In ancient times, people believed a solar eclipse was God’s way of saying someone needs to pay the bill.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.

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