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Noah invented Air Conditioning to keep parts of the Ark cool for penguins and polar bears that he found in the middle of the desert. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
I was watching the movie “Gladiator”, when my friend says: “That’s not Gladiator, you fool! It’s Noah!” I should have known, because in the movie, it was raining cats & dogs. People asked the director why didn’t he have god’s voice in the movie, and he replied that he wanted the movie to be realistic, and keep it with Noah hearing voices in his head. By the way, no penguins were harmed in the making of this movie because: Noah couldn’t find any penguins in the middle of the desert!
Religion lost me after that story about the talking snake. Maybe if they used a parrot, I might have stuck around a little longer. But eventually, religion would’ve lost me anyway, trying to explain how Noah found two penguins in the middle of the desert.