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Lab studies on hamsters have shown that if more than seven languages are learned, the head will literally explode.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
I dropped my smartphone in water, so as recommended, I buried the phone into a bag of rice.
But I forgot all about it, and ended up having smartphone fried rice for dinner.
Thanks to genetic engineering, everyone will soon be able to always celebrate their birthday on a weekend.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
If animals were distracted by smartphones as much as we are, they would be extinct by now.
I showed the waitress my 10% coupon. So, she takes 10% off my bill, but she also removed 10% of my meal. I wish she didn’t take the drumstick.
68% of men who smoke cigarettes become pregnant.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Whenever someone gives me a compliment, I punch them in the stomach.
Someone told me that I should audition for American Idle.