Chocolate does not melt on Tuesdays.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
It gives you constipation.
-“Why do people eat the head of the chocolate bunny first?”
-“Because that way, the bunny doesn’t struggle while you eat the rest of it.“
After numerous lawsuits, Dove Chocolate Company no longer makes white chocolate, in order to prevent people from mistakenly eating Dove Soap.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


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