Life is like a box of chocolates.
It gives you constipation.
With all this free time I have now, I discovered that Lemon Pledge makes the neighborhood trees look really nice.
The difference between a Moth and a Butterfly:
A Butterfly flies Clockwise, while a Moth flies Counter-Clockwise.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Atheists can fly like a bird, because they also do not believe in gravity.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
I’ve seen all the GEICO commercials, but I still don’t know what they do.