Me: “Waiter, why are there holes in my milk?”
Waiter: “Didn’t you ask for hole milk?”
Me: “Waiter, why are there holes in my milk?”
Waiter: “Didn’t you ask for hole milk?”
Don’t forget New Laws for New Year: Everyone must like baseball. Everyone’s favorite color is now Magenta. You must show ID, if you want pineapple on your pizza. All Parking Meters must show your weight. All Clowns must also be happy on the inside.
๐I hope Iโm not in trouble. I accidentally spilled some olive oil on the pavement, while The Flash was on his way doing super hero stuff. He seems to be okay.
๐Car Rental place:
Staff: โWe only have one car left.โ
Me: โOkay.โ
Staff: โBut itโs on fireโฆdo you still want it?โ
Me: โOkay, if you provide the marshmallows.โ
๐In the 1970s, Jaguar made the first flying car, and look what happened.
๐The Impossible Burger. If it’s good, it’s Impossible.
๐Bought a Smoke Sensor, but I mistakenly got the Kosher model. So, the alarm sounds off whenever I fry bacon.
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