Author Archives: dannydd2
In order to prevent pickpockets, I put mousetraps in my pockets.
A woman said to me: “Is that a mousetrap in your pocket, or you happy to see me?”
That’s how I get a lot of tail…if you know what I mean.
Toothpicks are actually termite droppings.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
When I was a kid, we’d join the Boy Scouts just to wrestle bears.
A scratched face was our badge of honor.
Reason why lightning comes before thunder, is because weather patterns are always in alphabetical order, such as hurricanes.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Archaeologists in Israel discovered a rare dinosaur fossil, which was still wearing a yarmulke.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Why am I getting more mosquito bites than everyone else?!
Later, while walking past an alley, I found a mosquito nest, next to a picture of me stuck to a wall.
If anyone needs an appendicitis operation, I have a Groupon.
It’s good at any hospital, expires next weekend.