Yabba Dabba Doo
Or
Yabba Dabba Don’t?
Yes, you can outrun a cold. Especially if you zigzag down the street.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Molasses comes from mole asses.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Honey-dipped broccoli makes for an excellent Wi-Fi antennae.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
The constellation Big Dipper, will continue to expand with the universe, and within 3,000 years become the slow cooker.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
When you eat a mandarin, you are eating a premature orange.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
What does it mean when someone Drops The Mic,
after sex?
The only difference between Presbyterian and Methodist, is the wrestling.
If you could run at the speed of light, you would be able to see your own hairy back.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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June 10, 2026
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San Francisco
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