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Caveman on stage, with microphone off to the side. Yells to the caveman audience:
“Sorry folks. The show will get started as soon as somebody invents electricity.”
Good to delete unnecessary E-mails, once in a while. Too many E-mails weigh down laptops by an average of 23 pounds. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
If an astronaut is floating out in space, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?
Everyone knows that dolphins are intelligent creatures. But Professor Gillbreath believed dolphins have even more potential if they lived within human society. So, he placed a dolphin in a water tank, and enrolled it into a physics class at a university. This fish went beyond the professor’s expectations. It came up with theories, which eventually led to the dolphin’s invention of the semi-conductor. Unfortunately, the university did not want to give credit to a dolphin for this world changing invention. The dolphin became depressed, and on its way to living in poverty, since it could no longer adapt to living in the ocean. But good fortune soon came, when this wonderful dolphin received a contract to be on a TV series.
Yes, TV star Flipper created the digital age.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
If you Botox a Pug, it will look like a Chihuahua.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
– Remember when nobody wanted to ride in a station wagon?
– But, my car is not a station wagon. It’s a CRV, or STD.
– Does your car have a trunk?
– No.
– Does your car have a door in the back?
– Yes.
– Then it’s a station wagon!
When mating, eels prevent electrocution by grounding themselves to starfish. You might think starfish would be shocked at being forced to watch such a spectacle, but starfish are known for being kinky. Sometimes you might find a starfish lying next to another starfish that’s been tied in seaweed. Starfish have no safe word, because they are hard of herring.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Today is NOT April Fools Day.
Just kidding, yes it is. Got ya!
Got your nose, too, and threw it into the garbage disposal!
April Fools, again!
The City has equipped public buses with Artificial Intelligence.
The bus I rode on, broke down…and cried.