

Angel wings are actually non-functional status symbols. The real reason that angels can fly, is because their halos are actually propellers.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
If you mix a Harvey Wallbanger with a Rusty Nail, you can hang a picture.
Words Of Wisdom:
Never pick up a donut if you drop it on a shark.
The 5 second rule does not apply to donuts. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
When I was a kid, we didn’t have educational shows for kids, like Blues Clues, Barney the Dinosaur, and Sesame Street.
We got real education from Looney Toons and The Three Stooges. We learned that it’s a bad idea to put bowling balls on top shelve, and dynamite into ovens, and to not use a toaster while taking a bath.
If you drink tomato juice with a squeeze of lemon, your fingerprints will change temporarily. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
To instantly improve your eyesight, just shove a carrot into each ear. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
When you put a seashell to your ear, the sound you always hear is Lake Nantucket. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Parrots can see in Color, but only on Tuesdays.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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