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Did you know that futons are made of tofu?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Electricity tastes just like chicken.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
If a black hole would ever swallow the entire universe, the only objects that would remain are Bizarro World and Donald Trump.
Because square planets and square hair do not fit into a round hole.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
During the Middle Ages, before salt was invented, people flavored their food with dandruff. Bald people’s food was tasteless. This is how we got the term “Angry old man”.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
Bees formed local Union #747 soon after evolving from Pterodactyls. Queen bees are not permitted to become members of the Union.
In honor of bees, the first jumbo airplane was named 747.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Pluto resides at the farthest end of our solar system, but also at the end of another adjacent solar system.
In order to maintain peace, both solar systems agreed to no longer recognize Pluto as a planet, and Jupiter as their sun.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science
Did you know that alligators also shed crocodile tears?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
The first were Irving & Sophie, not Adam & Eve. Irving & Sophie were a nice, quiet couple, entertaining themselves with nothing but Canasta. They didn’t have any kids because they didn’t know how to go about that. They lived until the ripe old age of 27 years. They met Adam & Eve once, but they thought they were a couple of hippies.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
For millions of years a lonely sponge, no bigger than a meatloaf, rested in the middle of a hot dessert.
As the Earth evolved, oceans shifted, immersing this sponge, thereby expanding it into what we know as today…Australia!
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
Did you know that for every minute that a light bulb or LED is on,
40,000 trees have to be chopped down?
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.