Tag Archives: joke

Fireflies

Updated on August 10, 2020

What did one Firefly say to the other Firefly?
“You mind if I light up?”

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Doubles Tennis

Posted on July 20, 2020

How about making Doubles Tennis a bit more exciting? Instead of having both players from same team playing on same side of court, have players from opposing teams play on same side of court. I would call this Tackle Tennis.

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Rx Commercial

Posted on July 12, 2020

Watched a drug commercial:
“We say ‘bleeding’ in our commercials, less times than the other guys”.

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Trump worst comedian

Posted on June 23, 2020

Trump is the world’s worst comedian, because he always needs to explain to everybody that he was telling a joke.

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Millennial dog

Posted on May 24, 2020

I just saw a Millennial dog.
It ignored the trees, but preferred the parking meters.

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NASCAR

Posted on May 15, 2020

I just realized, the only difference between watching NASCAR and everyday freeway traffic, are the logos.

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Lemon Pledge

Updated on April 26, 2020

With all this free time I have now, I discovered that Lemon Pledge makes the neighborhood trees look really nice.

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What did one amoeba say to the other amoeba?

Posted on April 26, 2020

I want to split.”

“Oh, no! Not in front of the children!”

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“Do these stripes make me look fat?”

Updated on April 23, 2020

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If you’re happy and you know…

Posted on April 4, 2020

They say “If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands.”
If you’re unhappy and you know it, maybe you should try denial.

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