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Watched a drug commercial:
“We say ‘bleeding’ in our commercials, less times than the other guys”.
I just saw a Millennial dog.
It ignored the trees, but preferred the parking meters.
With all this free time I have now, I discovered that Lemon Pledge makes the neighborhood trees look really nice.
There’s a restaurant chain called Pollo Loco. But if I want to open up a restaurant called Mad Cow, people say, “Oh, no! You can’t do that!”