Magician: “For my first magic trick, I will make this bar of soap disappear, by simply rubbing it between my hands, under a stream of water from this faucet.

…um, this may take a while.“

Judge: “Get off the stage!”

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A bird in the hand…

Updated on September 2, 2021

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When in Rome…

Posted on June 20, 2021

When in a restaurant in Rome, would it be offensive to order a Caesar salad?

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Ore

Updated on June 10, 2021

“Your options are iron ore and lead ore. Which would you prefer?”

“Either ore.”

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A train leaves New York…

Posted on June 6, 2021

A train leaves New York for Boston, 200 miles away, at 3:00 P.M. and averages 70 mph. Another train leaves Boston for New York on an adjacent set of tracks at 4:00 P.M. and averages 55 mph. What are the conductors names?

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Spirit Animal

Posted on June 1, 2021

My spirit animal is the Gummy Bear.

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Chocolate

Posted on May 28, 2021

Chocolate does not melt on Tuesdays.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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