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Overheard from HR office:
“Only six weeks maternity leave?!
What am I, a fruit fly?!“
NASA’s moon mission schedule for this week, is called LADEE for Lunar Atmosphere and Dust Environment Explorer, and will of course, be navigated by Jerry Lewis.
New local business wasn’t doing well, so I suggested they diversify, and serve breakfast all day.
So please support and enjoy breakfast any time of day at Fred’s Flower Shop.
Try this at work:
“Hey, Dave. I saw a bunch of people hanging around your desk, and they had marshmallows.
I think your desk is on fire.”
Every time a fork gets jammed in a toaster, an alternate universe blows up…and someone gets electrocuted.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
From Cro-Magnon, evolved a species who were very observant of other life forms. They ate no animals or vegetable. They were called No-gans, and they existed for nearly three days.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Went to the optometrist today, and I found out that my vision gets blurry when punched in both eyes. So the doctor prescribed me to wear his prescription safety goggles.
After leaving his office, I noticed that I needed an adjustment to the goggles. Doctor told me to come to his other office the next day, at the meat processing plant.
He only accepts money orders delivered by his own carrier pigeon. I think he’s a germophobe.
And that’s my review.
Today attended strangest brown bag lunch meeting ever. Everyone had a brown bag over their head.
One guy had a plastic bag over his head, and is recovering at General Hospital.