68% of men who smoke cigarettes become pregnant.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Someone just explained to me what Good Friday is.
My goodness!
I wouldn’t want to know what Bad Friday is!
Boss: “You’re doing a great job, Danny!”
Danny: “Thank you, sir!”
Boss: “April Fools!”
Pole dancing originated at the North Pole, as a way for expeditioners to keep warm.
For unknown reasons, North Pole dancing attracted swarms of penguins, and Mrs. Claus.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Kellyanne: “Honey, we have lasagna for dinner, tonight.”
Husband: “But this is pizza!”
-“Why do people eat the head of the chocolate bunny first?”
-“Because that way, the bunny doesn’t struggle while you eat the rest of it.“

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