Me: “Waiter, why are there holes in my milk?”
Waiter: “Didn’t you ask for hole milk?”
Me: “Waiter, why are there holes in my milk?”
Waiter: “Didn’t you ask for hole milk?”
I hope I’m not in trouble. I accidentally spilled some olive oil on the pavement, while The Flash was on his way doing super hero stuff. He seems to be okay.

Car Rental place:
Staff: “We only have one car left.”
Me: “Okay.”
Staff: “But it’s on fire…do you still want it?”
Me: “Okay, if you provide the marshmallows.”
Minotaurs were known for being punctual at any event, whether dinner time, hunting time, and minotaur parties. And that’s how the word “minute” was derived.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
The Impossible Burger. If it’s good, it’s Impossible.
Bought a Smoke Sensor, but I mistakenly got the Kosher model. So, the alarm sounds off whenever I fry bacon.

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