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A music record made of stone, made by a Cro-Magnon was recently discovered. The record could not be played because it requires a dodo bird’s beak to be used as a needle, but its lyrics etched in stone have also been recovered.
Partially translated, the song is about a man losing his wife to a Neanderthal, and his mother nagging him to get a job at the new wheel factory, instead of wasting his life on being a musician.
Since there were no cities back then, experts determine this to be the first country music song, which the artist named “The Ballad of Fred Flinstone”.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.
Be safe with fireworks. The planet Jupiter was once covered entirely by redwood trees and origami creatures.
One day an errant firework set ablaze the entire planet.
Jupiter continues to burn uncontrollably to this day.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.
(Also, don’t do drugs.)
Fruits did not exist during Biblical times.
The “Forbidden Fruit” was actually a pastrami sandwich on rye.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Just before I walk in the door of the Buffalo Burger Joint, a car sputters up next to me, then lets out a loud bang.
All of a sudden, a huge herd of buffalo crash out of the restaurant, breaking through windows and stuff!
I had to wait 15 minutes to cross the street!
True story.
Hey guys, don’t complain about a woman breastfeeding in public.
She already has enough dealing with one baby.
Nature’s colorful rainbow does not include black and white, because rainbows are racist.
Another Fun Fact Mr. Science.
Watching an old game show on The Game Show Channel. One man gets the right answer, and wins $100. Then another man gets the right answer, and wins $100.
The next question is answered by a woman, and she wins $73.
Traffic tie-up on the freeway today, due to heavy congestion.
There was a guy coughing in the middle of the freeway.
After a number of years of The Gumby and Pokey Show, it was discovered that the two characters were inadvertently made of plastic explosives.
The show was cancelled after Gumby jumped off a rooftop, landed into a metal dumpster, and exploded.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.