Tag Archives: funny
This year Yom Kippur falls on a Sabbath?!
Oy vey, no eating or electricity on a weekend?!
We struggled for this?!
(By the way, that’s a lot of questions answering questions, also known as Jewish Haiku.)
Religion lost me after that story about the talking snake. Maybe if they used a parrot, I might have stuck around a little longer. But eventually, religion would’ve lost me anyway, trying to explain how Noah found two penguins in the middle of the desert.
Big Tech convention in San Francisco this week.
So many pedestrians on their smartphone.
I feel like the Millennium Falcon dodging through an asteroid field.
All bowling alley shoes have been around since 1947.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Chameleons cannot change colors on Mondays.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Overheard from HR office:
“Only six weeks maternity leave?!
What am I, a fruit fly?!“
NASA’s moon mission schedule for this week, is called LADEE for Lunar Atmosphere and Dust Environment Explorer, and will of course, be navigated by Jerry Lewis.
New local business wasn’t doing well, so I suggested they diversify, and serve breakfast all day.
So please support and enjoy breakfast any time of day at Fred’s Flower Shop.