It’s that time of the year, people.
Someone tried to steal my package, and I got a groin pull!
In the early days, pizza delivery was not popular because of the messiness caused by the vertical pizza boxes.
One day, pizza delivery man, Herb Doodleberry invented the horizontal pizza box, making pizzas being delivered nice and flat, rather than curled up and messy. Herb became an instant celebrity.
But one day, someone found out that Herb did not invent the horizontal pizza box, but rather, Herb used a vertical pizza box, and leaned it horizontal. Herb was immediately considered a fraud by all, and lived the rest of his days despised and penniless.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Kermit the Frog revealed today, his results from AncestryDNA:
22% = ping pong ball
44% = pool table
34% = Gumby

The reason that Oranges are larger the Lemons, is because orange molecules are much larger than yellow molecules.
Another Fun Fact From Mr. Science.
Salmon propel themselves against currents and jump through waves, by passing gas.
And that’s how mineral water is made.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Caution! Some waters may contain chemicals H, 2, and O.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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