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While Moses saved his people by parting the Red Sea, unfortunately, he did not know how to put it back together again. This caused the Red Sea to become a desert for thousands of years, causing the extinction of dinosaurs and dodo birds.
Then in 1863, Professor Theodore Livingston discovered a thin string at the end of the divided Red Sea. He pulled it, and the Red Sea re-joined into its natural state again. A Hanukkah miracle!
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
It’s that time of the year, people.
Someone tried to steal my package, and I got a groin pull!
In the early days, pizza delivery was not popular because of the messiness caused by the vertical pizza boxes.
One day, pizza delivery man, Herb Doodleberry invented the horizontal pizza box, making pizzas being delivered nice and flat, rather than curled up and messy. Herb became an instant celebrity.
But one day, someone found out that Herb did not invent the horizontal pizza box, but rather, Herb used a vertical pizza box, and leaned it horizontal. Herb was immediately considered a fraud by all, and lived the rest of his days despised and penniless.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Kermit the Frog revealed today, his results from AncestryDNA:
22% = ping pong ball
44% = pool table
34% = Gumby
The reason that Oranges are larger the Lemons, is because orange molecules are much larger than yellow molecules.
Another Fun Fact From Mr. Science.
Salmon propel themselves against currents and jump through waves, by passing gas.
And that’s how mineral water is made.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.