Tag Archives: funny

Appendicitis

Posted on August 7, 2018

If anyone needs an appendicitis operation, I have a Groupon.
It’s good at any hospital, expires next weekend.

What’s in your pocket?

Posted on August 4, 2018

She: “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
He: “It’s a banana.”

Posted on August 1, 2018

Is there an app that automatically turns off phone, when someone enters public bathroom?
Asking for a stranger.

Posted on July 28, 2018

Cashier: “Have a nice day.”
Me: “Hey, don’t tell me what to do!”
Cashier: “Security!”

Posted on July 27, 2018

Anything can be fixed with a little bit of forced tickling.

Posted on July 24, 2018

Those flashing streaks you see in the night sky, is not a meteor shower.

Actually, they are Firefly farts.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Posted on July 20, 2018

When Jesus said “Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone”, he’s lucky that Donald Trump was not in the crowd.

Posted on July 20, 2018

Went out for sushi last night. Took a bite of Unagi, and felt a little zap!
Now, that is fresh eel!

Posted on July 17, 2018

Every major music band that ever existed was broken up by Yoko Ono.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.