Tag Archives: funny
Please advise.
Is the following message I received a misspelling, or a suggestive remark:
“Do you want to meat me, tonight?”
Friend had to take his dog to the pet chiropractor, after he curbed his dog.
Toothpicks are actually termite droppings.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
When I was a kid, we’d join the Boy Scouts just to wrestle bears.
A scratched face was our badge of honor.
Reason why lightning comes before thunder, is because weather patterns are always in alphabetical order, such as hurricanes.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Archaeologists in Israel discovered a rare dinosaur fossil, which was still wearing a yarmulke.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Why am I getting more mosquito bites than everyone else?!
Later, while walking past an alley, I found a mosquito nest, next to a picture of me stuck to a wall.
If anyone needs an appendicitis operation, I have a Groupon.
It’s good at any hospital, expires next weekend.