Does spitting on a Smart Car count as a car wash?
Asking for a friend who was recently fired from a car wash.
Here’s a preview of my new Silent Movie: The Invisible Man Meets The Invisible Woman:
I’m tired of being a super hero. It’s time for somebody else to take over. So, I wrote Shazam on my Starbucks cup.
Trying to be a nice guy today, I told a woman she has some schmutz on her forehead. She yells: “You are the Devil! The Devil!”
What does it mean when someone Drops The Mic,
after sex?
The only difference between Presbyterian and Methodist, is the wrestling.
This year’s medals for the Marijuana Munchies Olympics:
Bronze Medal – Mark F. for eating his shoes.
Silver Medal – Linda G. for eating her laptop, including charger.
And the Gold Medal goes to “Aquaman” McKenzie for eating an entire 30 gallon aquarium, including all of its contents!

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