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After hearing that DC Universe canceled his TV series, Swamp Thing used Roundup to commit suicide.
Old guy: “In my day, we didn’t pull out a loose tooth by tying it to a door, because we didn’t have doors!
We had to find a wild boar to pull out a tooth!”
Remember, you don’t need to use dental floss, if you only drink water.
This week Donald Trump visited a Tech Museum.
When he walked past the Polygraph Machine, it exploded.
They say New York is the city that doesn’t sleep. Buenos Aires is the city that doesn’t let you sleep.
There was a news report about a family in Buenos Aires who was fined for sleeping, and their baby daughter got a warning.
– Remember when nobody wanted to ride in a station wagon?
– But, my car is not a station wagon. It’s a CRV, or STD.
– Does your car have a trunk?
– No.
– Does your car have a door in the back?
– Yes.
– Then it’s a station wagon!
The City has equipped public buses with Artificial Intelligence.
The bus I rode on, broke down…and cried.