I just saw a Millennial dog.
It ignored the trees, but preferred the parking meters.
I just saw a Millennial dog.
It ignored the trees, but preferred the parking meters.
Because of constant cannons firing, many Pirates became hard of hearing. So they always had a parrot close to their ear, to repeat what someone was saying to them. That’s right, parrots were the first hearing aid.
Another Fun Fact From Mr. Science.
Check out “The Whistleblower”
It’s on PornHub.
With all this free time I have now, I discovered that Lemon Pledge makes the neighborhood trees look really nice.
I’ve seen all the GEICO commercials, but I still don’t know what they do.

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