I just saw a Millennial dog.
It ignored the trees, but preferred the parking meters.
I just saw a Millennial dog.
It ignored the trees, but preferred the parking meters.
Because of constant cannons firing, many Pirates became hard of hearing. So they always had a parrot close to their ear, to repeat what someone was saying to them. That’s right, parrots were the first hearing aid.
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With all this free time I have now, I discovered that Lemon Pledge makes the neighborhood trees look really nice.
I’ve seen all the GEICO commercials, but I still don’t know what they do.

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