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My aunt was so excited, today!
Aunt: “I got the Johnson!”
Me: “You got vaccinated?”
Aunt: “No.”
I made a grill cheese sandwich with Swiss and Cheddar. I call it a Sweater sandwich!
Karl Marx was kicked off the Marx Brothers, because he was not a team player, and not funny. Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.
Spilled some coffee on kitchen floor. Ants drank it all up, then tried to tip over the refrigerator. True story.