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The iconic Swanson TV dinner was invented by famous actress Gloria Swanson because, as she always said: “I want to be alone.”
Watched documentary on pizza franchises. Did you know that Domino’s Pizza original slogan was: “If we don’t deliver your pizza in 30 minutes, we’ll beat up the driver, and give you his wallet.”Pizza Hut original slogan: “All of our pizzas are bullet proof.”
My aunt was so excited, today!
Aunt: “I got the Johnson!”
Me: “You got vaccinated?”
Aunt: “No.”
I made a grill cheese sandwich with Swiss and Cheddar. I call it a Sweater sandwich!