People are so sensitive, nowadays. They just say: “Have a nice day”, instead of the original: “Have a nice day, or I’ll punch you in the face”.
Superman did not gain his full powers until after his Bar Mitzvah. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Crazy weather here in San Francisco.
Tomorrow’s forecast, flying squirrels with scissors!
Magician: “For my first magic trick, I will make this bar of soap disappear, by simply rubbing it between my hands, under a stream of water from this faucet.
…um, this may take a while.“
Judge: “Get off the stage!”
When most people wish upon a star, they are actually looking at a planet.
This is why our world is in such a conundrum.
Learn your constellations!
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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