There’s a new, more secure smartphone. It uses fart recognition. Although, it doesn’t work if you ate clams.
Dracula always wears a cape, because bats tend to fart a lot.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Hey pot smokers, who carelessly stink up our city and reek on the buses.
How would you like it if, wherever you go, thereād be someone that trips you over and then farts in your face?!
In this iconic photograph of Marilyn Monroe, an upward breeze from a speeding subway train could not have raised her dress, because there was a transit strike that week.
Basically, it’s a photo of Marilyn Monroe farting.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Those flashing streaks you see in the night sky, is not a meteor shower.
Actually, they are Firefly farts.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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