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On the bus for long ride, I ask driver if there’s a movie.
“Yes, it’s a silent movie, filmed in black. Now sit down!”
Found a farm-to-table restaurant, where the honey is so fresh…”How fresh is it?”Honey is so fresh, that they make the bees vomit into a jar, right in front of you.
If I win the lottery, first thing I’d do is buy the San Francisco 49ers, and move them…15 inches to the left.
In my day, we used to text people with a typewriter.
Boss: “Why are you late?”
Me: “My neighbor ate the rooster.”