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Today attended strangest brown bag lunch meeting ever. Everyone had a brown bag over their head.
One guy had a plastic bag over his head, and is recovering at General Hospital.
The reason I never owned a skateboard or a kick scooter, is because I never liked transportation which you have to ride and walk at the same time.
Friend of mine is upset because his boss wouldn’t let him work from home, just because he’s a surgeon.
Just before I walk in the door of the Buffalo Burger Joint, a car sputters up next to me, then lets out a loud bang.
All of a sudden, a huge herd of buffalo crash out of the restaurant, breaking through windows and stuff!
I had to wait 15 minutes to cross the street!
True story.
Hey guys, don’t complain about a woman breastfeeding in public.
She already has enough dealing with one baby.
Watching an old game show on The Game Show Channel. One man gets the right answer, and wins $100. Then another man gets the right answer, and wins $100.
The next question is answered by a woman, and she wins $73.
Traffic tie-up on the freeway today, due to heavy congestion.
There was a guy coughing in the middle of the freeway.