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If anyone needs an appendicitis operation, I have a Groupon.
It’s good at any hospital, expires next weekend.
Cashier: “Have a nice day.”
Me: “Hey, don’t tell me what to do!”
Cashier: “Security!”
Anything can be fixed with a little bit of forced tickling.
What did one tree say to the other tree?
“No, we can’t go there.
Sign says ‘No Trespassing’.”
Wouldn’t it be great that instead of wars, we can solve problems with: “I know you are, but what am I?”