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Cashier: “Have a nice day.”
Me: “Hey, don’t tell me what to do!”
Cashier: “Security!”
Anything can be fixed with a little bit of forced tickling.
What did one tree say to the other tree?
“No, we can’t go there.
Sign says ‘No Trespassing’.”
Wouldn’t it be great that instead of wars, we can solve problems with: “I know you are, but what am I?”
I’m annoyed that the word ‘Honesty’ has been replaced by the word ‘Transparency’.
New Indian-Pakistani Restaurant called “Madam Curry”. Where the food is not just good, it’s radioactive.
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