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Here’s a preview of my new Silent Movie: The Invisible Man Meets The Invisible Woman:
It’s freezing here, in San Francisco!
It never was this cold when Willie Brown was Mayor.
I’m tired of being a super hero. It’s time for somebody else to take over. So, I wrote Shazam on my Starbucks cup.
Trying to be a nice guy today, I told a woman she has some schmutz on her forehead. She yells: “You are the Devil! The Devil!”
What does it mean when someone Drops The Mic,
after sex?
The only difference between Presbyterian and Methodist, is the wrestling.