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NASCAR

Posted on May 15, 2020

I just realized, the only difference between watching NASCAR and everyday freeway traffic, are the logos.

Posted on May 9, 2020

Check out “The Whistleblower”
It’s on PornHub.

Posted on May 9, 2020

Life is like a box of chocolates.
It gives you constipation.

Updated on April 26, 2020

With all this free time I have now, I discovered that Lemon Pledge makes the neighborhood trees look really nice.

Posted on April 26, 2020

I want to split.”

“Oh, no! Not in front of the children!”

Posted on April 24, 2020

“CANCELED” is also correctly spelled with two LL’s, “CANCELLED”.
I know this, because I run comedy shows.

Updated on April 23, 2020

Posted on April 4, 2020

I’ve seen all the GEICO commercials, but I still don’t know what they do.

Posted on April 4, 2020

They say “If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands.”
If you’re unhappy and you know it, maybe you should try denial.

Posted on April 4, 2020

Disney+ asked me what’s my favorite program and why.
I said Star Wars, because it reminds me of my family.