A friend says to me: β€œMay I be brutally honest with you?”
I say: β€œSure.”
Then he beats me up.

Another friend says to me: β€œMay I be brutally frank with you?”
I say: β€œSure.”
Then he beats me up with a frozen package of frankfurters.

Honesty is not always the best policy.

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