If you’d like to join the Danny Dechi fan club, you must first meet at Golden Gate Park under the next full moon. You will then proceed to walk through 2 rows of current members, who will beat you in their own special way. If you don’t whimp out, and are able to make it out the other end, you will then eat a live tarantula, howl at the moon, and pay a $50 membership fee. Milk & cookies and bandages will be served at the end of the initiation.

Good luck!
Danny Dechi