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Hey pot smokers, who carelessly stink up our city and reek on the buses.
How would you like it if, wherever you go, there’d be someone that trips you over and then farts in your face?!
Anyone who is taller than 6’2” has their DNA stretched out in the form of a ladder.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Here’s a preview of my new Silent Movie: The Invisible Man Meets The Invisible Woman:
Always wash new underwear after removing from package. Manufacturers test all of their underwear on chimpanzees. Yes, including Victoria’s Secret.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
During Biblical times, people preferred to drink wine, because water was unsanitary.
Reason water was dirty, is because Jesus kept walking on water all over the place.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
It’s freezing here, in San Francisco!
It never was this cold when Willie Brown was Mayor.
In 1600s Canada, those who mocked the Queen, were made to watch golf as a form of punishment.
A form of punishment was also needed for the winter. And that is why Curling was invented.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
I’m tired of being a super hero. It’s time for somebody else to take over. So, I wrote Shazam on my Starbucks cup.
Trying to be a nice guy today, I told a woman she has some schmutz on her forehead. She yells: “You are the Devil! The Devil!”