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Sometimes I’m so desperate for a hug, that I go to a restaurant, and pretend that I’m choking.
The number one accident that happens in the home is, being shot with bow & arrow by a kitten. Following close behind are injuries from Swing Dancing on a tightrope, and pregnancy.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
If you place a Gummy Bear next to a mother Grizzly Bear, she will raise it as one of her own. That’s why you should never eat Gummy Bears in a forest. You might be attacked by a Grizzly Bear, defending the Gummy Bears.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
HIM: Want to see a movie?
HER: Yeah, Yesterday.
HIM: Wow, you really do want to see a movie. What movie do you want to see Friday?
HER: Yesterday is Friday.
HIM: No, yesterday was Wednesday.
HER: No, Yesterday is on Friday. I want to see Yesterday, tomorrow.
HIM: You want to see a movie tomorrow?
HER: Yesterday.
HIM: We can’t see a movie yesterday! It already passed.
HER: But Yesterday is tomorrow.
HIM: Okay, fine! You go see yesterday, tomorrow!
HER: So, you don’t want to see Yesterday with me?
HIM: I can’t see Yesterday, and you can’t see Yesterday, either!
HER: Really! Well, I’m just going by myself to see Yesterday, tomorrow.
HIM: I’m sorry, honey. Let’s not argue. Listen, they’re playing our song: ♪♫…Eight days a week…♫♪
After hearing that DC Universe canceled his TV series, Swamp Thing used Roundup to commit suicide.
Probiotic yogurt is good for your health, but you can also get the same probiotics by licking a car tire from a parked car.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Old guy: “In my day, we didn’t pull out a loose tooth by tying it to a door, because we didn’t have doors!
We had to find a wild boar to pull out a tooth!”