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You can reach your destination faster, if you use a GPS device with a smaller screen.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
The average kangaroo can punt a koala 75 yards.
Another Fun Fact from Mr Science.
Happy Bar Mitzvah. So now you’re a man? You can’t drive, you can’t drink, you can’t vote, you can’t go to R rated movies, you can’t shave, you can’t get married or even go on a date. Yeah, right. You’re a man now.
Bees are so happy to return to their hives, that they dance around in circles, until they vomit.
And that is how honey is made.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Cats like to read your diary so that they can discover your weaknesses.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Superman teaches his young Superson to cross the street.
They look left, no car coming.
They look right, no car coming.
As soon as they step into the street, a truck falls on top of them.
Superman look up to the sky, and says: “Very funny, Supergirl.”
Because of their precise camouflaging abilities, many burglars train octopus to blend into a wall, then steal items from a home, while the owner is away.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
I went to one of those Farm to Table restaurants. I ordered the scrambled eggs special. Waiter brings over a chicken and paint shaker. Good thing I didn’t order a milk shake.
Every Valentine’s Day, the Devil disguises himself as Cupid, shoots arrows at random couples, and causes divorces.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.